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NoiseKiller

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Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers.

Some interesting thoughts for everyone to ponder over......

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How

about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

 

What makes life 100%?

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

 

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

 

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

 

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

 

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you

close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the

top.

 

But, look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Who says numbers lie????????

-NoiseKiller, för ljudlösa GHz - ursäktar ett långt inlägg, var bara tvungen. ;)

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*lol*

 

Har sett den tidigare men då utan 118%...

 

/Stefan

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.

 

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