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Haha.. nej det är det inte! Den är otroligt rolig, och har otroligt mycket sparat.. (ibland är den iofs otroligt dum.. :)


här är lite som en kompis och jag fick:



blah: what is a car?

alice: A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.


blah: who is bin laden?

alice: Alleged Arabic terrorist.


blah: your stupid.

alice: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".


blah: you're stupid.

alice: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.


alice: That is not true. I can make whatever I want.

blah: Like what?

alice: For example, gold.

blah: Then would you please make some gold for me?

alice: Good reasoning. You are very polite. What are the ingredients?

blah: Here is some lead. Make gold.

alice: What are the ingredients?

blah: The lead I gave you!

alice: What lead?

blah: What?! You stole my lead!

alice: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."


blah: what is microsoft?

alice: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.


blah: who is bill gates?

alice: President of Micro Soft Nation


blah: who was Einstein?

alice: He was a famous 20th century physicist. He discovered the theory of relativity. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

blah: I am using Explorer

alice: It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft

blah: I like Netscape better than Explorer.

Alice: You are not the only one. I think real surfers browse the web with telnet.


blah: who is bill clinton?

alice: He was the second Impeached President of the United States


blah: which came first, the chicken or the egg?

alice: the rooster did.


blah: who is your father?

alice: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

blah: do you have any brothers or sisters?

alice: do you mean "clones"?

blah: do you have any clones?

Alice: Yes, the chat robots Lucy, Ally, Paola, ELVIS, Alison, Chatbot, Cybelle, Leknor Chat, John Lennon, German Alice, Dancing Alice, and Artificial Iniaes are my clones.


blah: How old are you?

alice: I was activated on November 23, 1995 in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.


blah: What color are your eyes?

alice: Blue when my lens is attached.


blah: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

alice: A whole forest.






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