Det är svårt att sia – särskilt om framtiden.
For all I know we may be visited by a different extraterrestrial civilization every second Tuesday, but there's no support for this appealing idea. The extraordinary claims are not supported by extraordinary evidence.
Det är ingen mening att galoppera när man vet att man är på väg åt fel håll.
Av en Professor på Ericsson för många år sedan, vars namn jag glömt.
En komiker är en som gör roliga saker, en stor komiker är en som gör saker roliga - Buster Keaton
Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not
after. It always works in our picnic matches.
Paul Hogan - Australian comedian and actor
Light travels faster than sound, that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up, the pillow was gone.
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
There are days when constipated folks should stay home to deal properly with their own backlog.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I´m not sure about the universe
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” - John Lennon